| 07 June 2010
Joke of the month
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?
I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Previous Jokes
Q. What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
A. Your calves!
Q. Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A. She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a Kangaroo?
A. Kangamoo!
Q. What is the most important use for cowhide?
A. To hold the cow together!
Q. What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsagency?
A. Cows-mopolitan!
Q. What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A. Decalfenated!